Oxford University Association Football Club

Though his dubious music tastes inspired by his unfortunate Manchester roots can be questioned, former Queen's College Captain Goz's footballing abilities can't. Employed all around the pitch in his first season with the University squads Paul's best position is centre back and he should be looking to make a spot in the Blues his own upon returning from his year abroad allegedly learning to speak Spanish, if he can learn not to leave most of his possessions at training and matches.

Goz dislike's Martin Keown's fitness sessions, once deciding the best way to voice his disapproval was an improptu bout of vomit across the pitch. The tactic worked! and the training session was abandoned. Nice work Goz!

Though his dubious music tastes inspired by his unfortunate Manchester roots can be questioned, former Queen's College Captain Goz's footballing abilities can't. Employed all around the pitch in his first season with the University squads Paul's best position is centre back and he should be looking to make a spot in the Blues his own upon returning from his year abroad allegedly learning to speak Spanish.

Goz dislike's Martin Keown's fitness sessions, once deciding the best way to voice his disapproval was an improptu bout of vomit across the pitch. The tactic worked! and the training session was abandoned. Nice work Goz!